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Couple Jokes

I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes?

I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes? This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize…

Taxi Jokes

Chad’s wife decided to surprise him on his birthday

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Chad’s wife decided to surprise him on his birthday and to show him that she’s a cool wife, she took him to a strip club. At the club: Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight? Wife: How does he know you? Chad: We play golf together! Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual? Wife: And how does…

Honeymoon Jokes

The Five Stages of Sex

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The Five Stages of Sex 1st is Smurf sex. This is where you do it until you’re both blue in the face. 2nd is kitchen sex. This is the honeymoon phase where you do it in every room of the house, including the kitchen. 3rd is bedroom sex. This is after you’ve been married for…

Bus Jokes

A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

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A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, “Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse.” But, as he got closer, it became apparent that…

Breast Jokes

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied. ‘Well, let’s have a look. Strip…

Breastfeeding Jokes

Strange lady

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Strange lady A waiter noticed a woman stuffing bits of food down her shirt. He thought it was rather strange, but he figured that since it’s her food she could do what she wanted with it. But after a while the waiter noticed that the woman’s behavior was making some of the other patrons uncomfortable….

Mistress Jokes

A wealthy art dealer is having a drink by his pool when his lawyer calls him…

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A wealthy art dealer is having a drink by his pool when his lawyer calls him… “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, the lawyer tells him. “Well, I could use some good news, so let’s start with that”, says the dealer. “Your wife has spent ten thousand dollars to purchase two pictures….

Mistress Jokes

Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.

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Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face. The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,…

Bus Jokes

drunk driving.

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drunk driving. I would like to share an experience with you, which has to do with drinking and driving. As you may be aware, some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years. The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much wine, and knowing…

Waitress Jokes

Bob and a few of his coworkers go out to lunch to celebrate Bob’s birthday.

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Bob and a few of his coworkers go out to lunch to celebrate Bob’s birthday. Bob, Tim, and Susan are sitting together in the booth when the waitress approaches. She hands them their menus and says, “Good afternoon fellas! Welcome to Ruby Taste Kitchen! Before we get started, might I ask if you’re here to…