A man and his wife are on a cruise
The ship capsizes but the man manages to get onto a lifeboat in time. However he notices that his wife is missing. Distraught he shouts.
-A 100$ to the man that can save my wife!
Upon hearing this several men jump into the water to rescue the wife. After some time a man comes up draging a woman behind him.
-Here’s your wife. Now give me my 100$!
-That’s not my wife, that’s my mother-in-law!
-Shit… So how much do I owe you?