A guy walks into a pharmacy store
and goes up to the counter and asks the lady at the register where he can find the tampons at. “Aisle 7” she replies. He returns ten minutes later with some string, a roll of scotch tape, and a bag of cotton balls. The lady at the register goes “what in the heck, i thought you were getting tampons?” The man replies, “I was going to until I remembered that i sent my wife out for cigarettes last week and she came home with rolling papers and a bag of tobacco saying it was cheaper to do it myself.”