Bench Bros… Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says “hey you think that’s a push up bra?” And his spotter says “nah brah, that’s a…
Wife told her husband A man’s wife comes up to him and tells him, “Take off my shirt.” So he does. She then tells him, “Take off my skirt and high heels.” So he does. Then she tells him, “Take off my bra and underwear.” So he does. Finally she tells him, “I better never…
My friend passed away and at his grave, I said ”Bro, I really miss you, my wife has been pregnant for 7 months now, how about you reincarnate as my child?” Two months later my wife gave birth to a big boy, as my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot…
why is my wife pregnant? A man told the doctor, “My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it.” ​ The doctor said, “It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy.” ​ “What’s a grudge pregnancy?” asked the man. ​ The doctor replied, “Well, somebody’s…
Where is Jennifer’s husband? Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer’s husband? ———————————————————- Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has −3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer’s husband…
A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast. The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her. “Um ……
A guy picks up a beautiful blonde girl and takes her back to his place… They have wild passionate sex and lay there panting when it’s all over. All of a sudden, she sits up all scared. “Wait! We should have used a condom! You don’t have AIDS, do you!?” The guy says, “No. I’m…
A wife yells at her husband… Wife: “How could you do this to me?!” Husband : “what did I do?” Wife: ” You slept with my sister, you bastard!” Husband : “Well, when I went to work she was lying naked on my table and you know she’s an attractive woman, what did you expect…
The Naked Hippie This joke is one i came up with to annoy my wife. She hates it lol. A naked man walks into a tailor’s shop. The tailor screams at him. “Hey, get out of my store! You can’t come in here like that.” The man replies, “awww, c’mon dude….cut me some slacks.” The…
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you. Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s…