A Swiss man is in hospital, all sorts of bones broken
His neighbour asks him: “How did you do that?”
Swiss: “I’m a bear hunter!”
Neighbour: “And…what happened?”
Swiss: “I stood at a small cave and said: ‘Hoi Bärli!’ A small bear came out and I let it go! Then I went to a medium-sized cave: ‘Hoi Bärli!’ A medium-sized bear came out, but it was still too small! Then I went to a big cave: ‘Hoi Bärli!’…”
Neighbour: “…and then?”
Swiss: “Then came the Alpine Express…”