OK,where is it?
This guy is checking out of his hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad, so goes to the lobby men’s room, but its closed for cleaning, Angry, so he runs back up to his room, and the maids are cleaning there. In desperation he finds an empty hall, uproots a plant and shits in the pot. Puts the plant back and leaves. Two weeks later he gets a postcard from that hotel saying “Dear sir … all is forgiven, just tell us … where did you hide it?”