A black kid pulls the flour over his head. A black kid walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go to your Daddy and say…
A 5 year old boy asked his dad… A 5 year old boy asked his dad – “Daddy.. what are those bumps on mommy’s chest?” The father, a bit uncomfortable at the question, decided his son was too young to learn about female anatomy. “Those are mommy’s balloons, son”, said the father. “And when she…
A man goes to an Urgent Care Clinic and . . . . . . is initially seen by the nurse. Man: I have a terrible problem. Nurse: What’s the problem? Man: It’s very embarrassing . I don’t feel comfortable talking about it. People will laugh. Nurse: I am a professional. I take all matters…
A Jew, an Irishman, and a black man are in a maternity ward… A Jew, an Irishman, and a black man are in a maternity ward waiting room. The nurse walks in and explains that there’s been a terrible mix up with the babies, and that the fathers are going to have to figure out…
One day Bill was out raking leaves when he saw a hearse drive by… followed by a second hearse, followed by man solemnly walking a dog, and then a line of two hundred men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill questioned the man following the second hearse, “Who is that in the first hearse?” The…
A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. One day she arrived home to find her son-in-law in a fierce temper and packing a suitcase. What are you doing, she asked. I’m leaving, it’s the end of our marriage, he explained. I emailed my wife to say…
Blonde goes to her first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but…
A young man visits his girlfriend’s parents for the first time… He and his girlfriend’s father are sitting in the living room while the girls make dinner. At the foot of the boyfriend’s chair lies the family dog, Rover. After a few minutes, the young man feels the uge to fart. Unable to hold it…
Day off A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening…
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. “Hey, show us…