An army sergeant walks into a drugstore and places a ragged condom on the counter. “How much to repair this?”, he asks. The pharmacist looks over the condom, saying “It’s ripped in a couple of places, and there are several holes in it, but it’s repairable. But honestly, I’d just replace it with a new…
Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of…
A deaf couple get married A deaf couple get married and that night on their honeymoon the wife signs to her new husband that since they can’t see what each is signing in the dark, if he would like to make love squeeze her breasts once, if not, squeeze twice; to which he signs back…
Terrible diseases… A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals…
DISEASE A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals deformed…
A man is happily talking with friends about the recent birth of his twin children. “They’re both safe and healthy” he says “But thing is, they look exactly identical. Even my wife gets them mixed up sometime.” “Surely you found a way to tell them apart?” his friends ask. “Yeah, I got an idea alright,…
Three young boys are exploring the woods near a river One of the boys is crouched behind a rock and is looking at something. He calls the other two over to look with him. In the river is a beautiful naked woman bathing. One of the boys immediately starts running in the other direction screaming….
I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.” He said, “NO!” I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.” He said, “OK.” I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “NO.” I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”…
A teacher asks his students to make a sentence with the word “contagious”… …Sally answers, “Viruses are contagious.” “Very good Sally. Anybody else?”, the teacher says. Ben puts up his hand, “When I hear someone laugh, I like to laugh as well, because laughter is contagious”. “Thankyou Ben, that was a good example”, replies the…
A baby is born And to the surprise of everybody, after a few minutes, he starts talking. “I was born to live 3 days” he says “my mother will die in 6 days and my father in 14 days” After 3 days the baby dies. After 6 days it is the mother to pass away….