A man goes on Holiday in Madrid After exploring the Spanish country he decides to get a tattoo, and gets a bull on his arm. A few days later, he is on a tour with a guide, when the guide says “hey, that looks swollen,” The man replies “really?! Do you know anywhere I can…
I had to get blood drawn recently… …and I explained to the phlebotomist that I am deeply bothered by IV’s and blood drawing generally, and may need to sit for a minute after she was finished with the vials. As most phlebotomists I have seen in my life do, she mentioned that it was surprising…
One of my favorite blonde jokes A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she……… A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and…
A young blonde woman A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so… A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with…
Breast Feeding A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby on the bus. The baby refuses to eat and the mother warns, “If you don’t eat I’ll give it to the man next to me.” The baby refuses. After 20 mins the mother repeats the threat. The…
A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast. Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home. “You kicked in the door when you couldn’t get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife. “It’s on sale. Only $10 for a case,” he replies. “We can’t afford it. Put it back,” demands the wife. They continue shopping and…
An old man is pulled over… An older man is pulled over by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human…