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secretary jokes

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants…

Daddy Jokes

The trump family is flying from New York to DC

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The trump family is flying from New York to DC Donald looks down on the cities below and says “I think I’ll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and make some american happy. Melanie says “Oh honey why not throw 10 100$ bills and make 10 americans happy?” So then Ivanka says “Even…

Mommy Jokes

A little boy and girl are arguing about the sexes

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A little boy and girl are arguing about the sexes A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly…

Mommy Jokes

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes

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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this,…

Nurse Jokes

Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health

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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan’s side. It even learned to dig for clams. One day, a man went to Juan’s house looking to hire him for a week. His wife…

Nurse Jokes

I’d been in a serious accident.

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I’d been in a serious accident. Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital’s ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I’d…

Wife Jokes

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.

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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious…

Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…

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Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand… Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand. He runs to his teacher shouting “Cider, Cider, Cider!”. His teacher calms him down and ask why he needs cider. He says “I…

Neighbour Jokes

A teacher asks her class to come up with a sentence…

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A teacher asks her class to come up with a sentence… …that contains the word “contagious.” Amy stands up and says “Last week my mummy had the flu. It was contagious.” “Very good,” says the teacher. “Anyone else?” Then Becky stands up and says “a long time ago the Bubonic Plague affected a lot of…

Prostitute Jokes

A man is walking home late at night.

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A man is walking home late at night. When he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them— it’s a policeman. “What’s…