drunk driving.

drunk driving. I would like to share an experience with you, which has to do with drinking and driving. As you may be aware, some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years. The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much wine, and knowing…

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Strange lady

Strange lady A waiter noticed a woman stuffing bits of food down her shirt.  He thought it was rather strange, but he figured that since it’s her food she could do what she wanted with it. But after a while the waiter noticed that the woman’s behavior was making some of the other patrons uncomfortable….

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied. ‘Well, let’s have a look. Strip…

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The Five Stages of Sex

The Five Stages of Sex 1st is Smurf sex. This is where you do it until you’re both blue in the face. 2nd is kitchen sex. This is the honeymoon phase where you do it in every room of the house, including the kitchen. 3rd is bedroom sex. This is after you’ve been married for…

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Three drunks enter a taxi

Three drunks enter a taxi the driver immediately notices that they were drunk, and decided to make a quick buck out of them. When they entered the car, he drove 100 meters, made a turn and told them that they arrived at their destination. The first one thanks the driver and leaves. The second thanks…

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