A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s…
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw supposed to be?” asks the brunette. “According to the box,” says the blonde, “it’s supposed to be a rooster.” When the brunette arrives at the blonde’s apartment, she looks at…
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said one, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and…
A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a boyfriend who attends Wisconsin University?” Confused, the girl asks, “Why do ask?” The doc chuckles, “I’m not just a doctor, I’m also an amateur detective. It looks like your…
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and…
Three drunks and a taxi driver 3 drunk guys entered a taxi . The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped…
A Japanese businessman hails a taxi… As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by. “Oooh,” exclaims the businessman, “that’s a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!” Moments later, another car speeds ahead. “Ahhhhh,” exclaims the businessman again, “a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!” Then once more, another car rushes…
A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman’s death. He summoned the astrologer and gave him this command: “Prophet, tell me when you will…
A dominatrix walks down the hallway of her brothel… …into one of the many rooms. Inside, there’s a man blindfolded, handcuffed, and chained to the floor. She walks up and slaps him as hard as she can and says, “Who’s my little bitch?” The man screams and yells, “What the fuck are doing?” The mistress…
Two guys are playing golf. Two women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. One man says to his friend, “I’m gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through.” ​ He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his…