Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day They picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’ ‘Eight’, the boy replied. The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’ The boy replied, ‘Not…
So a deaf mute guy wants to buy a condom A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to…
A joke my grandma told me at our last family reunion. Liz and Mary are working hard at their desks. Liz stands up and invites Mary to go outside for a cigarette. They go outside only to find it’s pouring rain so badly it would be impossible to smoke. However, Mary pulls a condom out…
Pharmacy The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what? s up. “He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to…
A mute guy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms He walks up to the counter and meets the pharmacist. “How may I help you?” the pharmacist asks. The mute guy, unable to speak, simply points at his crotch. The pharmacist shrugs, not knowing what the man is asking for. The mute guy points at…
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: Where…
A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids. The doctor prescribes him suppositories to take every day then says to come back in a week. The man isn’t entirely sure what a suppository is but at the pharmacy sees they’re pills so he does as…
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as…
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: “I want to use it to poison my husband. The pharmacist says “Ma’am, I can not give you arsenic for that reason.” The woman then pulls a photograph from her…
Woman at the pharmacy A woman goes into a pharmacy. She says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that will kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.” The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to call the police and report…