A Blonde and Condoms The most beautiful blonde woman you’ve ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the…
Extra Large Condoms The most beautiful blonde woman you’ve ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms….
Mrs. Smith walks into a pharmacy and asks to buy poison ‘Dear lady, why would you want to buy poison?’ asks the pharmacist. ‘To kill my husband!’ ‘I can’t sell you poison so you can kill someone!’ As an answer to that, Mrs. Smith puts a picture on the counter where one can clearly see…
A guy walks into a pharmacy.. A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation. The pharmacist thinks for a few seconds and holds up a bottle of pills, “this is pretty strong stuff. One of these relaxes the…
Two old ladies are outside smoking a cigarette It starts raining and without hesitating one of the ladies pulls a condom out of her purse and covers the cig to keep it from getting wet. The other lady thinks this is genius and walks to the nearest pharmacy. She grabs a pack of extra large…
A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide… A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist is shocked and said “what do you need cyanide for?” “I plan to poison my husband”, she tells him. “I’m sorry, but there’s absolutely no way I can give you cyanide for that”…
A man walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms The pharmacist takes note and says “Big night tonight eh?” The man responds “Yeah, meeting the new girls’ parents for dinner tonight and I’m trying to get lucky.” He heads to his girlfriend’s house later that night and sits down before eating to pray. And…
A young guy is buying condoms for the first time… The pharmacy he goes to is in a high-crime area, so frequently stolen things like condoms are kept behind the counter. He sees a sign advertising condoms for $6.99 a box. Nervously, he approaches the counter. “I’d like one box of condoms please.” “Certainly,” says…
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter… The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight.” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know how these are used?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but…
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they…