Two Old Ladies go out for a smoke in the rain
As they’re smoking, Old Lady 1 takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette. Old Lady 2 looks at her and, realizing what a good idea it is, asks “hey where’d you get that.”
“The Pharmacy, you can get a huge box of em down there.”
The next day, Old Lady 2 goes into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist “I need a box of condoms please”
The pharmacist looked at old lady questioningly (she was 80 after all) and asked “what size?”
The Old lady thought for a second and said “It doesn’t matter, as long as it can fit on a Camel”