Category: Pharmacy Jokes

A lady walks into a pharmacy. She asks the pharmacist for cyanide. Pharmacist: “I can’t sell you that. It’s a deadly poison.” Lady: “I know. I want to kill my husband. He’s having an affair.” Pharmacist: “I don’t care. I can’t sell you cyanide.” Lady shows him a picture of her husband and the pharmacist’s…

A woman goes to a pharmacy. “I need to buy some cyanide, I’m going to kill my husband,” she said to the pharmacist. Shocked, he replied, “That would be illegal.” “Oh?” she asked. She pulled out her phone and pulled up a picture. “This is my husband in bed with your wife,” she stated. “Oh,”…