Cigarettes in the rain
Two old ladies were sitting out in front of a nursing home smoking, when all of the sudden it began to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut the tip off and slid it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
*Lady 2*: “What in the world is that?”
*Lady 1*: “A condom.”
*Lady 2*: “Where can I get one??”
*Lady 1*: “At the pharmacy!”
So the other old lady walks to the drug store, straight to the pharmacist.
*Lady*: “I’d like to buy some condoms please!”
*Pharmacist*: “There are many kinds, do you need anything in particular?”
*Lady*: “I don’t care, as long as they’ll fit on a Camel!”