A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.” The bride…
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.” The bride…
Housemaid demands a raise from the lady of the house Lady: So, what do you have in mind? Maid: I would like to have a ferrari, no? Lady: Why in the 7 hells do you think you deserve that?!? Maid: See, I cook way better than you Lady: Says who? Maid: Your husband! Also I…
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The second…
A housekeeper approached the lady of the house to ask for a raise… “And why would you deserve a raise, may I ask?”, said the wealthy homeowner. “3 reasons: Because I’m a better cook than you are”, said the maid. “Who told you that?” “Your husband. And I’m also better at cleaning.” “Who told you…
A church minister spends the night in a motel. When a maid named Carol comes in to clean the room in the morning, he makes a pass at her… “I thought you guys weren’t allowed to have sex or whatever?” Carol says. “No. It’s fine!” says the minister. “I can have sex with you all…
The maid asked for a raise [Long] The maid asked for a raise. The woman asked her why. Maid : “For three reasons. Number 1, I iron clothes better than you.” Woman : “Who said that?” Maid : “Your husband said that” Woman : “Oh” Maid : “Secondly, I cook better than you” Woman :…
A maid wanted a salary raise Madam wanted 3 reasons why the maid thought she deserved a raise Maid: I can cook better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me! Madam: Ok, second reason. Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told…
Maid wanted a salary raise… Madam wanted 3 reasons why the maid thought she deserved a raise Maid: I can cook better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me! Madam: Ok, second reason. Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me!…
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her!…