A church minister spends the night in a motel. When a maid named Carol comes in to clean the room in the morning, he makes a pass at her…
“I thought you guys weren’t allowed to have sex or whatever?” Carol says.
“No. It’s fine!” says the minister. “I can have sex with you all I want. It’s written in the bible.”
“Well, if it’s written in the Bible… I guess so.”
They fuck.
When it’s over, the maid asks the guy to show her where it’s written in the bible. He opens up the cover of the hotel bible and shows her writing on the first page. “Carol is a slut.”