A regular family dinner Son: Mama, I saw Papa in the maids bedroom today Pa: H-Hey now you just be quiet and eat your dinner son Ma: Go on son… Son: Papa took off his clothes and the maid did the same!!! Pa: Now listen here you lying little sh– Ma: Finish the story Son!…
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter. Dad: “This is unacceptable, I don’t use the home phone, I use my work phone.” Mom: “Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone.” Son: “I use my office mobile. I never use the home…
A rich guy visits a doctor for a little blue pill The doctor gives him a sample to try out. He tells him to take it now and by the time you get home it should be working. 20 minutes later the guy calls the doctor to tell him his wife isn’t home but the…
A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a venereal disease. “I think he got it from the maid,” says the concerned dad, “and I’ve also been sleeping with the maid.” ​ “Okay,” the doctor replies calmly. “Well, when you bring him into the office we’ll take a…
The actor returns home The actor had a way of embellishing everything he said with superfluous phases. When he returned to his house to meet with his wife, he was met by the maid, and asked, “Oh sweet lady, where perhaps can I find my best friend and severest critic?” “Well,” said the maid, “your…
An old guy was supposed to submit samples for his sperm count… …but returned the jar empty. When asked why, he said: “I tried one hand, then two, then I asked my maid to help. She used her hands, her mouth, even her thighs, but nothing! I even asked the gardener. Even the neighbor! Even…
After 12 Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me: 12 partridges in a pear tree (1 × 12 days), 22 turtle doves (2 × 11 days), 30 French hens (3 × 10 days), 36 calling birds (4 × 9 days), 42 geese a’laying (6 × 7 days), 42 swans a’swimming (7 × 6…
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss …. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use home phone, I use my work phone. Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone. All of…
A kid was talking with his mother. He says : Mom i’ve seen Dad with maid doing……. His mom shushed him and said wait till the dad comes home. When his dad comes home, the mother asks her kid, Yes son what were you saying. Kid Says : Mom i’ve seen dad with maid doing…
Bobby’s mother returns Bobby’s mother had been away for a few weeks, so when she returned she asked Bobby how he had been. “Well, there was a big thunderstorm one night, so Daddy and me slept together.” The young French maid, who happened to overhear, said, “you mean Daddy and I.” “No,” Bobby said, “That…