A maid decided it was time to demand a raise, so she went directly to the Lady of the house’s private study Maid: “I’d like a raise.” Mrs. Smith:”Why do you think you deserve a raise? Maid:”Three reasons. First, I can cook better than you.” Mrs. Smith:”Who told you that?” Maid:”Your husband. Second, I clean…
A man visits a Doctor He says “doctor my maid has tested positive for corona virus” Doctor says “ok she would now have to go in isolation” “But sir, I had kissed her” “No problem, all make mistakes in youth. You are also going in isolation” “But then I kissed my wife too” “You crazy…
“Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “OK, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the doc soothed. “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But, Doc, I’ve been screwing the maid,…
A husband and wife are discussing how to . . . stretch their money while the husband, who was recently laid off, looks for new work. “You know, honey, if you learned how to cook, we could fire the maid” the husband says to the wife. The wife retorts, “You know, honey, if you learned…