Newlyweds go to Vegas Newlyweds go to Vegas for their honeymoon and the groom says, “Hey baby, lets go to the roulette table and put a grand on red, I am feeling lucky tonight!” Just then the casino gets robbed and the groom is found dead after a massive shootout. A couple of years go…
Groom – Bride joke! A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it…
Dirty jokes A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”…
Marriage joke A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”…
OK,where is it? This guy is checking out of his hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad, so goes to the lobby men’s room, but its closed for cleaning, Angry, so he runs back up to his room, and the maids are cleaning there. In desperation he finds an empty hall,…
A groom waits at the altar with….. A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman…
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin and very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: “Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin,…
The groom, waiting in the church for his bride, has a huge grin on his face… …”What is wrong with you”, asks the best man, “don’t you know your life is over?” “No it’s not”, says the groom, “Last night, I got the best blow job in the history of blow jobs, and I’m marrying…
A man calls home. The maid answers phone. He says, “Can I speak to my wife?” She says, “No, she’s upstairs in bed with her boyfriend.” Angry he says, “Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both.” Being the loyal maid, she says, “Ok.” 5 minutes…
A groom breaks tradition by taking a quiet moment with his bride before their wedding… He can barely get one word in before she drops to her knees and gives him the best blowjob he’s ever had. Later, beaming, as he takes his place at the altar, his best man asks him why he’s so…