A housekeeper approached the lady of the house to ask for a raise…
“And why would you deserve a raise, may I ask?”, said the wealthy homeowner.
“3 reasons: Because I’m a better cook than you are”, said the maid.
“Who told you that?”
“Your husband. And I’m also better at cleaning.”
“Who told you that?”
“Also your husband.”
“And the third reason why you think I should give you a raise?”
“Because I’m a LOT better in bed than you.”
“Hmmm… did my husband tell you that, too?”
“No, ma’am… the gardener.”