Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are…
A guy goes on his honeymoon… …and is so excited that he gets this crazy idea to have his wife’s name tattooed onto his dick. Her name is “Wendy” but when he isn’t erect, all you can see is “Wy”. Later on, he finds himself in a public restroom and couldn’t help but notice that…
Friends intervened to get a guy married who was spending way too much time and money on hookers. They set him up with a sweet gal and sure enough love bloomed, bells rang and off they went on their honeymoon. His buddies jumped on him soon as they got back. “So how was it? Better…
Newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time . He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. “What happened to you feet?” his wife asked. “I had a childhood disease called tolio.” “Don’t you mean polio?” “No, tolio, it only affects the…
A man is getting married… …to a woman named Wendy and, as a surprise, he has her name tattooed on his penis, but when he’s not hard, it just reads “wy”. The wedding comes and goes and they go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. While using the bathroom one day, the man happens to notice…
25th anniversary A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary… A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you,…
An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception. *“Well officer, it’s customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man Paddy when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came…
A man and a woman were in the honeymoon suite after their wedding. The man had started reading an incredible book a few days before the wedding, so instead of having sex, he was intent on reading. Understandably unhappy, his new wife decided that she would go to sleep with the expectation of having sex…
A Newly Wed Chinese Couple Go on Their Honeymoon They get to the hotel late. The bride is visibly nervous and the groom is patiently and lovingly trying to reassure her. He says “You don’t need to worry about anything. Anything you want, I do for you.” Feeling a bit calmer she inquisitively looks at…