A man and a woman were in the honeymoon suite after their wedding.
The man had started reading an incredible book a few days before the wedding, so instead of having sex, he was intent on reading.
Understandably unhappy, his new wife decided that she would go to sleep with the expectation of having sex in the morning.
After drifting off to sleep, the wife was awoken by her husband`s fingers inside her vagina.
“Oh darling. So you do want to take me tonight!” she exclaimed.
He replied, “Woah, steady on. I`m just wetting my fingers to turn the page.”