My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Australia… Unfortunately, I had to dial the help line. “G’day this is Tim, you’ve reached the Aussie help line. How can we help ya mate?” I told him, “We were in the ocean and my wife was stung by a jellyfish on her lady parts. Her…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do…
I took my wife on our honyemoon to Australia.. Unfortunately, I had to dial the help line. “G’day this is Tim, you’ve reached the Aussie help line. How can we help ya?” I told him, “We were in the ocean and my wife was stung by a jellyfish on her lady parts. Her vagina is…
A man and his wife go back to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do…
Terrible diseases… A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals…
A deaf couple get married A deaf couple get married and that night on their honeymoon the wife signs to her new husband that since they can’t see what each is signing in the dark, if he would like to make love squeeze her breasts once, if not, squeeze twice; to which he signs back…
DISEASE A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.” The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.” He removes his pants and reveals deformed…
Husband asks Wife to make coffee Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused, “But that’s your task, honey.” woman says “What? Why?”man asks. “It’s all over the Bible, dear.” woman replies “The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to…
A Redneck is on his honeymoon…. As they step into the bedroom, she disrobes. He says, “First, woman, make me a drink”. She slips off her panties and says, “Only if you put these on”. He begrudgingly obliges and puts his feet through the holes of her lacy thong. At his thighs, the thong won’t…