A guy goes on his honeymoon…
…and is so excited that he gets this crazy idea to have his wife’s name tattooed onto his dick. Her name is “Wendy” but when he isn’t erect, all you can see is “Wy”. Later on, he finds himself in a public restroom and couldn’t help but notice that the guy next to him also had a “Wy” on his dick. He asks him “hey, do you have a wife named Wendy too?” and the other guy says “no, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day'”