Revenge Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest,…
Donald Trump and Mike Pence were having breakfast at the White House The waitress asks Pence what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.” “And what can I get for you, Mr. President?” Trump replies with his trademark lecherous leer, “How about a quickie this morning?” “Mr….
A woman goes into a restaurant with 15 kids. The kids start goofing around while she’s talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells, “Eddy! Stop that! Or else!” All 15 boys suddenly sit down, obedient and quiet. The waitress asks, **”Did you really name all 15 of your boys Eddy?”** “Yup,” says…
A guy walks into a cafe and asks for a bowl of chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s bowl of chili is full. He says, “If you’re not going to eat that, mind if I take it?” The other guys…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes storming out of the…
At the diner… A guy walks into a diner and orders a cup of coffee. The waitress pours him one, and walks away. The guy raises the cup to his lips, when suddenly a little voice from inside the cup squeaks “Buddy, if I was as ugly as you, I’d shave my ass and teach…
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop. They see a grizzled old-timer having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest, the…
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed down…
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before…
Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where an old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest, the old…