At the diner…
A guy walks into a diner and orders a cup of coffee. The waitress pours him one, and walks away. The guy raises the cup to his lips, when suddenly a little voice from inside the cup squeaks “Buddy, if I was as ugly as you, I’d shave my ass and teach it to chew gum.”
The guy calls the waitress back over, and says “Miss, I just want to let you know… you make a mean cup of coffee”