Bob and a few of his coworkers go out to lunch to celebrate Bob’s birthday. Bob, Tim, and Susan are sitting together in the booth when the waitress approaches. She hands them their menus and says, “Good afternoon fellas! Welcome to Ruby Taste Kitchen! Before we get started, might I ask if you’re here to…
Two lawyers are friends and have lunch with each other They always have lunch in their cramped offices. One day, one of the lawyers said to the other, “We should go downstairs to the deli and have lunch there, there’s much more room.” ​ The other agreed and they went downstairs to the deli. ​…
A man walks into a bar Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When she returns with his drink, he asks “Still servin’ breakfast?” When she says Yes, he replies, “Then I’ll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the…
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili… The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl”. He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, “Are you going to eat…
George Bush and Dick Cheney stopped in to a small diner for breakfast while touring through the country. George Bush and Dick Cheney stopped in to a small diner for breakfast while touring through the country. The waitress comes to take their orders. Cheney orders an omelette. She turns to the President and asks for…
Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3. A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. Hitler opens by saying: “Okay guys, I’ve got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn’t…
A restaurant has a challenge: “We will give $500 to any customer whose order we can not fill” One day, a man sees this sign and decides to take them up on it. So when gets seated, he tells the waitress that he wants an elephant testicle on rye bread. She dutifully takes his order…
4 friends played golf into their 80s When they were in their sixties, they would finish their morning golf and decide where to have lunch. One player said, “let’s go to Hooters, they have cute waitresses and good wings.” And so they went. In their 70s, they finished their morning golf and and decided where…
A man walks into a diner one day and orders a bowl of chili but the waitress says she gave the last of it to a guy sitting nearby who is just staring at it. After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, “Are you going to eat that?” The…
A gorilla walks into a restaurant. He sits down at a booth and a waitress comes over to take his order. He orders an ice cream sundae. The waitress goes back into the kitchen, gets him an ice cream sundae and takes it to his table. The gorilla eats the sundae and then motions to…