A guy walks into a cafe and asks for a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s bowl of chili is full. He says, “If you’re not going to eat that, mind if I take it?” The other guys says, “No, help yourself.” He starts to eat it and about halfway down, his fork hits something. It’s a dead mouse, and he vomits the chili back into the bowl. The other guys says, “That’s about as far as I got, too.”