Category: Waitress Jokes

A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on offer for $1. “They must be small,” he says. “No, they’re normal size,” replies the waitress. “Well they’re old then.” “Fresh today,” she answers. “Then I’ll have one,” says the man, smiling. The waitress takes him to table and he…

A traveling salesman goes into a fairly grungy diner. The waitress comes over, and she doesn’t look too great herself. Deciding not to take any chances, the salesman orders two hamburgers and a hot dog. The waitress comes over a few minutes later with the hamburgers under her arms. The salesman says, “Why are the…