Terrifying Story A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window. The…
A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer. The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn’t even turned on. The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike…
A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident. Police Officer: So, how did you kill 59 people? Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed. Police Officer: And? Taxi Driver: So,…
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Australia … The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. “What’s wrong with you Luv, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?” “I’ll not be staring at you…
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.” Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Jim?” Jim says to Wife, “Before…
A devout Muslim entered a cab in London He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver…
3 drunk guys got into a taxi… …The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and after a few seconds, simply turned it off again. Taxi driver: We have reached your destination! The first guy gave him some money and the second guy thanked him as they clambered out of…
Three drunks and a taxi driver 3 drunk guys entered a taxi . The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped…
A Japanese businessman hails a taxi… As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by. “Oooh,” exclaims the businessman, “that’s a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!” Moments later, another car speeds ahead. “Ahhhhh,” exclaims the businessman again, “a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!” Then once more, another car rushes…
3 Drunk guys entered a taxi. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the…