Former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill once said that he went to the BBC office for an interview by taxi. When he arrived, he asked the driver to wait for about forty minutes until he came back. But the driver apologized and said he couldn’t wait because he needed to get home to listen to…
Girls night out!!! Having Spent all their Taxi Fair for the last round, walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so…
taxi A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look friend, don’t…
A blonde takes a taxi to the airport While stuck in traffic, the driver offers the blonde a riddle to help pass the time. He says: “Who is my mother’s child and my father’s child, but is neither my brother nor my sister?” The blonde replies “I don’t know, who?” The driver says “Me!” They…
A mother and her young daughter are going home by taxi at night… after some time they’re passing by the red-light district and the young girl discovers some prostitutes on the street. She asks her mother: “Mom, what are they doing?” The mother replies: “They’re just guarding the parked cars.” The taxi driver intervenes: “Don’t…
3 drunk guys entered a taxi The driver- who knew the 3 of them were drunk, started the engine and then shut it off again after a few seconds. He then tells them, “alright guys we’re here now!” The first drunk guy gave the taxi driver money. The second drunk guy smiled then said, “thank…
A wife took her husband to a strip club as a birthday treat. The doorman greeted them, “Hi Jim! How are you?” “How does he know you?” asked the wife. “Oh dear, I play football with him,” said Jim. Inside, the bartender asked, “Hello Jim! The usual?” Jim turned to his wife. “Before you say…
A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their homes. For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. “Thank you,” the ecstatic taxi driver said. Anticipating an even bigger mansion, the priest was dismayed when they arrived at…
Three Drunks Get into a Taxi Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine, waits a few seconds and turns off the car. He says, “Alright guys we’re here!” The first drunk tips him £10 and gets…
A man sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask a question… The driver screams and loses control of the car causing it to veer off the road, narrowly missing a group of people and comes to a stop just before hitting a shop window. For a moment…