Drunk taxi. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said,”We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked…
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. ​ The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them. “We have reached”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said: “thank you”. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was…
I am so sorry reddit . . . I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! MY WIFE SAYS I AM IN THIS SUBREDDIT EVERY 20 SECONDS, AND SHE CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE! WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER OR THE SUBREDDIT. SO I AM GOING TO…
A man misses the bus… A man on the way home just misses the bus. He runs after it in the hope to catch it, but ends up running all the way to his home. There he tells his wife : Honey, I did something great today. I saved 3€ by running after the bus….
3 drunk men Three men hail a taxi. The driver—seeing that they’re drunk—decides to pull a fast one. So he switches the engine on, then quickly switches it off and announces, “We’re here!” The first guy hands him the fare, the second guy says, “Thanks,” but the third guy angrily smacks the cabbie’s head. “What…
Three completely wasted friends get into a taxi… The driver realizes how drunk they are and decides to mess with them. He starts the engine, immediately turns it off, and says, “Alright guys, we’re here.” The first guy pays him. The second guy even says, “Thanks!” The third guy suddenly slaps the driver hard across…
One day, a taxi cab passenger touched… a new cab driver on his shoulder to ask him something. The driver squealed “EEEEEEEEEE!”, lost control of car, and screeched to a stop after mounting the sidewalk. The passenger apologised profusely & said: “I had no idea you would be startled by me tapping your shoulder!” Driver…
My friend’s a taxi driver One time when I missed the bus to work, he drove me there. When we arrived, he charged me the regular price. “Oh, I thought you’re just doing me a favor?” “No, dude”, he said, “that’s company car and they pay for the gas, I’m not allowed to drive people…
A priest and a taxi driver die and go to heaven. St. Peter greets them. He takes the taxi driver to a large mansion. St. Peter than takes the priest to a slightly less nice house. “Wait,” said the priest,”Why does the taxi driver get a nicer house than me?” St. Peter looked at his…
The story of the naked woman A fully naked woman enters a taxi. The driver looks at her from top to bottom several times. The woman asked: Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?! Taxi driver replies: I didn’t look at you because you are naked. I’m concerned because I look and I look but…