A joke I received from my cousin this morning. 4 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, kept it started for 5 mins then turned it off again. He then told them”We have reached”. The 1st guy was too drunk.Without saying a word he…
Three drunks enter a taxi the driver immediately notices that they were drunk, and decided to make a quick buck out of them. When they entered the car, he drove 100 meters, made a turn and told them that they arrived at their destination. The first one thanks the driver and leaves. The second thanks…
Chad’s wife decided to surprise him on his birthday and to show him that she’s a cool wife, she took him to a strip club. At the club: Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight? Wife: How does he know you? Chad: We play golf together! Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual? Wife: And how does…
3 Drunk Men Entered A Taxi Three drunk men entered a taxi. The taxi driver noticed that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again, without actually moving the car at all. Then, he said “We have reached your destination.”. The first guy handed him the money, while the second…
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.” ” Canada…
I took a taxi the other night A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea. Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something…
Really drunk people? 3 men entered a taxi. The taxi driver could tell that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off. He then proceeded to tell them that they had reached their destination. The first guy gave him the money and the second guy thanked the taxi driver. The third…
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quite in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever…
Not a dadjoke – but he told it to me anyway… A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor. The barman says, “You aren’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from…
A wife takes her husband to a Strip Club A wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday… At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hey Johnny, How are You?” The wife asks, “How does he know you? Johnny says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.” Inside the Bartender…