3 drunk guys 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver…
An elderly classical languages professor goes to Rome for a conference. He hails a taxi as he leaves the airport, and the driver points to a sign saying “Tell driver your destination”. The professor hesitates for a moment. He doesn’t speak Italian, but doesn’t want the driver to misunderstand his directions in English. Suddenly realizing…
Drunk guys and a Taxi Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We’re here”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was…
A man is riding in the back of a taxi… and the taxi driver is silent and concentrated on the road. Wanting to ask a question, the man taps the driver on the shoulder and says “Hey, buddy!” The driver screams and loses control of the taxi and crashes into a pole. The man says…
A preacher and a taxi driver were waiting to get into Heaven The taxi driver walked up to St. Peter, who gave him a golden staff and let him into Heaven. The preacher walked up to St. Peter, who gave him a wooden staff. The preacher asked “I was a preacher. Why does a taxi…
Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. They hailed a taxi. The taxi driver, realizing they were all wasted, came up with a trick. He let them all get in the backseat, started the engine, waited five seconds, then turned it off and said,…
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking…
3 drunk guys entered a taxi, The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started engine and turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said “Thank you” The 3rd slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd…
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than him “I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” God explained to him, “Our policy here in heaven is to reward results. Now, was your congregation…
David Beckham gets into a cab David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin airport. He notices the driver looks at him insistently in the rearview mirror. After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks “Ok. At least give me a hint” David Beckham sighs and says “I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married…