A guy goes in for a doctor’s visit. The doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?” And the guy says, “Every morning, I wake up at 5:00, roll over, and have sex with my wife. Then I shower and shave, and we have sex again on the breakfast table. “Then my ride-sharing partner blows…
General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries. Nixon said: “American medicine is so advanced that we have a pill which can bring the dead back to life.” Khrushchev replied: “Soviet sports are so advanced that a man can run from Moscow to Washington in a single…
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned his client…… He said, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me…
A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; Let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested…
You know you’re in trouble when…. Your accountant’s letter of resignation is postmarked Panama. Your suggestion box starts ticking. Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3. You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town. You take an assertiveness training course…
3 men died & went to heaven… One day, 3 men died & went to heaven. “Religion?” God’s secretary asked the first man. “Jewish,” the man replied. “Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8,” the secretary said. “Religion?” he asked the second man. “Muslim.” “Go to room…
A man walked into his doctors office, and asked him for 3 viagra pills A man walked into his doctors office, and asked him for 3 viagra pills. The doctor asked, “Why only 3?” The man said, “Well, Friday my secretary is coming over, Saturday my girlfriend is coming over, and Sunday, my wife is…
The Madam’s house A madam set up her business in a three-floor house. She wanted to have a specific theme for each floor, so she hired ex-secretaries on the first floor because of their efficiency, ex-models on the second floor for their beauty, and ex-school teachers on the third floor for their intelligence. To her…
Boss and secretary. A boss says to his secretary: “I wanna have sex with you, ill make it fast. Ill throw a 1000 bucks on the floor and by the time u bend down and pick it up ill be done.” She thinks about it and decides to ask her boyfriend He tells her to…
Twice a Day This guy goes to his doctor “You gotta help me. I can’t stop having sex.” “How often do you have it?” The doc asks “Well, twice a day with my wife.” The doc says “That’s no to bad.” The guy says “Yeah, but that’s not all, I also have sex with my…