One day, 3 men died and went to heaven “Religion?” God’s secretary asked the first man. “Jewish,” the man replied. “Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8,” the secretary said. “Religion?” he asked the second man. “Muslim.” “Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you…
A new hot secretary joined a company… Two guys of this company start to speak about her: “Holy molly she is so hot, we should really try to sleep with her” So they start flirting with her. One week later, the first one manages to sleep with her. His friend asks him “So, how was…
A Boss Offered His Secretary $1000 For Sex A boss said to his secretary I Want to have sex with you and I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it, I’ll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend…
Mercedes for Sale @ $1 Someone put up this advertisement. No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car. The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1. She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done. As the old man…
A man comes home from work… and it’s clear he’s had a rough day. His wife says, “Honey, you look terrible, what’s wrong?” The man says, “Well, let’s just say that I have a big problem.” The wife says, “No, WE have a problem.” “What do you mean?” says the husband. The wife replies, “You…
So there was an American and a Russian arguing. Then the American said “Look, in my country I can complain about the government. I can walk into the Oval Office, pound my fist on the President’s Desk and say ‘Mr. President, I don’t like the way you’re running our country’” The Russian said “I can…
Never assume that your boss knows what he is doing. A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, ”This is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is…
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “David, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she…
A attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Paul, I have good news and bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000…
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants…