I was leaving the office the other day when I found The CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. Listen, he said, this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me? Sure,…
An English businessman is composing a letter to his competitor: *Regrettably, I cannot dictate to my secretary what I think of You, since she, after all, is a lady. Moreover, I don’t even have a right to think of You like that, since I, after all, am a Gentleman. However, I am certain that You…
An employee was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here and my Secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”…
A yacht salesman was trying to figure out his commission. He wasn’t the best at basic math, his smart phone was dead and to make matters worse, he’d lost his calculator. Frustrated with his plight, he asked his secretary. “Mrs Wilkins, if I were to offer you 23% of 3.6 million dollars in sales, what…
A Psychiatrist is sitting in his office… When his secretary comes in and says “Sir, there’s a man here to see you who thinks he’s a flock of crows. If you ask me we should just send him to the loony bin and be done with it.” And the psychiatrist replied “Doris! Are you asking…