A guy goes in for a doctor’s visit. The doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?”
And the guy says, “Every morning, I wake up at 5:00, roll over, and have sex with my wife. Then I shower and shave, and we have sex again on the breakfast table.
“Then my ride-sharing partner blows me on the way to work. When I get to the office, I have sex with the receptionist, and spend my coffee break in the supply closet getting a blow job from my secretary.
“My ride-sharing partner blows me again on my way home, and I have sex with my wife after dinner.”
“So what’s the problem?” asks the doctor.
And the guy says, “It hurts when I jerk off.”