Prescription A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks “What for? “She says “I want to kill my husband “. He says “Sorry, I can’t do that. “She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife and…
A chemist walks into his pharmacy A chemist walks into his pharmacy and sees a man standing in the corner with his hand on his stomach. He asks his assistant what happened. “the man came in with a cough but since we were out of cough syrup I gave him a laxative” his assistant says….
I recently attended a funeral And the procession was going up a steep hill on Main Street. Well all of a sudden the door of the hearst flew open and the coffin fell out. Since the road was so steep it flew back down Main street and into a pharmacy where it crashed into the…
Outside the pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching into a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle just standing there, frozen. The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and asks: “What’s the matter with that guy? Wasn’t he in here earlier?” Assistant replies: “Yes he was….
Two brothers, aged 9 and 5, try to buy tampons at a pharmacy. They take them to the counter and the pharmacist says, “Are these for you?” The older brother says, “They aren’t for me, they’re for my brother.” Very confused the pharmacist asks, “But, why does your brother need them?”, and the older brother…
A group of Soviet tourists takes express-lesson of Italian before departure. -Write a couple of phrases in Italian – tour guide says – such as: ”How much does lemonade cost?”, ”Where is the pharmacy?” One of the tourists asks: -How do I say ”Please, provide me a political asylum”? -What have you just said? –…
A teen walks into a pharmacy He walks up to the register and asks the cashier, “How much are condoms?” The cashier smirks at the boy and replies, “$5” The boy is visibly relieved and says, “okay! I’ll take them!” The cashier scans the box and hands them to the boys and says, “That will…
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The girl at the counter asked the older boy, “do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “not exactly, but they’re not for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We…
Over the counter A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the Pharmacist ” I’ve heard a lot about that Viagra stuff does it really work” the pharmacist says “yea it works great” the guy asks “do you think I can get it over the counter” the pharmacist says “Well If you took enough…
My grandpa left to pick up his prescription across town. About 10 minutes later I saw a wrong way driver on the news. I got worried since my grandpa had to take that route to get to the pharmacy and called quickly to warn him. Me: “Grandpa be careful on I-94 there’s a man driving…