For weeks, Tommy was telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister who was going to be coming to his house soon. One day at home, Tommy’s mother let him feel the baby kicking. Tommy didn’t say anything, and he stopped talking about the baby at school. Finally the teacher sat Tommy down and said,…
Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.”What’s that, Mummy?” asks the child.”Nothing, Johnny, nothing,” says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.A week later Johnny’s dad takes him and the same happens. “What’s that, Daddy?””That, son, is the elephant’s penis.””Mummy said it was nothing.””Your…
My five year old son was playing in the garden… When he sees 2 spiders. He asks me, “Is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs?” No son, there is no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs.” I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, “We’ll have none of…
My young daughter asked me this morning…. My young daughter asked me this morning, “Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night? I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream.” “Nothing, darling,” I replied. It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs…