Three daughters A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, “Mummy, how did I get my name?” “Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now…
Young Timmy asks his mother a question. “Mummy?” begins Timmy “Yes, Timmy?” she responds, a smile on her face. “Why do you jump up and down on Daddy’s tummy in bed at night?” Slightly shocked, she held her composure. “Well, Timmy, it’s because I’m pushing all of the air out of Daddy’s tummy so that…
A kid trying to catch an STD The police pick up a young kid at 2 am, in the red light district and ask him what he’s doing “Looking for a prostitute” “Why do you want to find a prostitute?” “So I can catch an STD!” “Why would you want to do that?” “Well, if…
Timmy the Turtle… Timmy the turtle climbed the tree with a glint in his and fierce determination. Finally, standing on the edge of a branch, he jumped and flapped his little legs as fiercely as he could. He hit the ground with a sickening thud and laid there for a few moments before heading back…
Am I Adopted? Alfie: Mummy, am I adopted? Mum: Heavens, no. Why would you ask such a thing? Alfie: we all did a DNA test in school today, & mine is different from yours AND daddy’s. Mum: DARRYL! come here. What’s all this about? (and she explains to hubby). Dad: Of course he’s not ours!…
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition. After some digging, they found a pyramid and a mummy inside it. Unfortunately, they can’t determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons…
A woman is walking home with her daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, “Mummy, how did I get my name?” “Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now curious, asks the…
A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition They come across a pyramid and inside it is a mummy. Unfortunately, they can’t determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go…
A woman is walking home with her three daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, “Mummy, how did I get my name?” “Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Rose”. The second daughter, now curious, asks…
Whats for Dinner A man kills a Deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his Wife, decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on…