The teacher of little Johnny’s class asks the pupils if they can use the word ‘beautiful’ in a sentence…
A little boy sticks his hand up.
“Yes, Daniel”
“I saw a butterfly on my way to school this morning, and it was beautiful”, says Daniel.
“Very good, Daniel”, smiles the teacher, “Anybody else?”.
Veronica’s hand goes up. “I told my mummy last night that she looked beautiful in her new dress”.
“That’s very sweet, Veronica”, says the teacher.
Next, little Johnny’s hand goes up. The teacher rolls her eyes and with a sense of dread says “Yes, Johnny”.
“My sister came home and told us all last night that she was going to have a baby”.
“Oh. Well that’s nice, Johnny, but where’s the word ‘beautiful’?”
“Well, miss. My dad said ‘That’s beautiful. Just fucking beautiful’…”