Frankenstein, the Mummy, and the Werewolf are sitting at a bar
Frankenstein takes a big drink and says, “You know, my son has been a handful lately. He keeps borrowing my lab equipment and blowing things up. I just don’t know how to get him to stop.”
The Werewolf shakes his head and says, “Tell me about it. My boy’s been causing trouble every full moon. He’s howling all night, terrorizing the neighborhood pets. It’s driving me crazy!”
The Mummy takes a slow sip of his drink and says, ” you can call me old fashioned but I think you wouldn’t have these kind of problems if you kept things wrapped up!”