Recently a man had to go to the hospital… …to have his wedding ring cut off of his dick after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1) Having your mistress find out…
A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace…. A man goes into a jewelry store on his lunch hour to buy his mistress a necklace. After looking at a few, he decides on a very expensive diamond pendant. “Is this for your wife?” the clerk asks…
A guy is laying in bed with his mistress… – Shouldn’t your husband be coming soon? Cause I’d rather not see him, he’s my best friend after all… – Don’t worry, he won’t be here before an hour. At that moment, the phone rings. The woman answers : “Hi honey. Ok honey, yes honey. Bye…
An artist, a lawyer, and a gamer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered… The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The gamer says, “It’s the best…
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a…
A man goes to the pharmacists and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills A man goes to the pharmacist and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills. The pharmacist is confused and asks “why 3 1/2?” The man responds. “Well, Monday I am going to see my mistress and I need two. I need one for…
Two men are playing golf when one realizes he’s left his jacket at the last tee He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back. “What’s up?” asks his mate. “Well, you see those two women at the tee. One’s my wife, and she’s playing with my mistress.” His mate laughs and says,…
A man goes home after being at his mistress’ house However, he realized that he smelled like her perfume. So then he goes to the nearby bar, drinks a couple of glasses of whiskey and heads home. His wife met him at the door, smelled him and told him “You dirty pig! You can pour…
Two men are playing golf when one realises he’s left his jacket at the last tee He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back. “What’s up?” asks his mate. “Well, you see those two women at the tee. One’s my wife, and she’s playing with my mistress.” His mate laughs and says,…
A Worker’s Prayer Our boss, who art a heathen, Broken be thy name. Thy receiver come, thy ruin be done, From Perth as far as Devon. Give us till then our daily wage And forgive us our strikes As we forgive those who blackleg against us. For thine is the Greek island, The Rolls and…