Two men are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually one of the men walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says, “When I got closer, I realized it was my wife and mistress; You go and ask them instead.” The other one…
Wife enters the house while the husband is in the room with his mistress Scared the husband quickly wears his clothes and tells his mistress to hide and goes to confront his wife. Husband:So honey how was work today? Wife:It was as usual my superman. Husband:Anything new happened today? Wife:Nothing my superman Husband:But honey,why do…
A man asks for his wife on his deathbed Man: Dear I have to tell you a secret. Wife: You don’t have to. Man: I must. I cannot leave this world with this secret. Please forgive me. Wife: Ok, tell me. Man: I have a mistress. Wife: I know. I found out earlier today. Now…