Two guys are playing golf. Two women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. One man says to his friend, “I’m gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through.” ​ He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his…
An artist, an architect, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress. The architect said that it was better to have a wife, because you could build the relationship on a firm foundation. The artist said that no, it was better to have a mistress, because the…
I was playing fold yesterday with an old acquaintance There were two women ahead who were playing really slowly. Eventually my golfing partner lost his patience and told me to go and ask them to let us play through. As I wandered up to them, I immediately recognised my wife and my mistress. I went…
A man is cheating on his wife A man is cheating on his wife Lorain with her sister Cleerly. After years of this, Lorain becomes terminally ill, and the man decides to devote all of his time to his wife, leaving his mistress alone. After his wife passes, he spends all of his time planning…
A pet store owner walks into a brothel The head mistress greets the new guest: “And how can we help you today?” The pet store owner asks “Do you have a parrot I could buy?” The confused head mistress responds “Don’t you own a pet store? And don’t you already have some nice parrots, why…
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he…
I was playing golf last weekend There were two women ahead of us playing very slowly. After 5 holes, I’d had enough, and went ahead to ask if we could play through. I soon came back with a look of terror on my face, and said it was my wife and my mistress and there…
A family of three was having dinner one night Son: Ehem… I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room. Dad: Sure son; honey, I love your hair today. Son: No, Dad; can I be frank? Dad: Sure, Frank, would you like it to be legal or like a nickname? Son: Dad, we…
A Blind Guy A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked with legs spread and shaving in front of him and tried to make a conversation by asking him, brother John, what brings you here? Is…
Two guys are playing a round of golf behind two women, the women are playing really slow, so they decided to ask if they can play through. The first guy approaches the women, gets halfway then turns around and hurries back to his friend. He says “I can’t approach them, one is my wife and…