A guy is laying in bed with his mistress…
– Shouldn’t your husband be coming soon? Cause I’d rather not see him, he’s my best friend after all…
– Don’t worry, he won’t be here before an hour.
At that moment, the phone rings. The woman answers : “Hi honey. Ok honey, yes honey. Bye Honey”
She hangs up and turns towards her lover :
– It was my husband, he’ll be an hour late. He’s playing pool with you.